Rep. Andy Fleischmann Shakes Hands

In a recent mailing from State Representative Andy Fleischmann to his constituents, there was the photo of Representative Fleischmann purportedly shaking hands with Barack Obama.

Due to lack of space in the mailer, Rep. Fleischmann had to omit equally impressive handshakes:

Rep. Fleischmann shakes hands with Michael Jackson:



Rep. Fleischmann shakes hands with Captain Hook:



Rep. Fleischmann shakes hands with Mickey Mouse:




Rep. Fleischmann shakes hands with Sasquatch:




Rep. Fleischmann shakes hands with the Mona Lisa:



Shaking hands with lobbyist:





After all those handshakes TOWH hopes that Rep. Fleischmann and others took "safe hand-shaking" precautions by using:




Unfortunately, Vishnu was unavailable to shake hands with Rep. Andy Fleischmann.